This week’s reprobate I’m introducing to you is foodie and food blogger Talor Gilchrist.
W H O
Her blog is about food and making people laugh – because who doesn’t love to smile while thinking about pizza?
W H Y
In her own words: “There’s a worldwide uproar because there’s a taco shortage…..my bad.”
B R E A K F A S T
“Now, listen here and listen carefully, because my order has to arrive correct and breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
I want chocolate chip pancakes from Denny’s with a PILE of crispy smoked bacon on the top, with REAL maple syrup and that creamy stuff American’s like to call butter.
Nope, I’m not finished yet – I am dying after all. I’d like to at least go happy.
I would like a side of two fried eggs – sunny side up and Mcdonald’s hash browns.
And let’s not forget the chocolate milkshake – also from Denny’s.
L U N C H
“My Mum’s creamy bacon and pea pasta – simple yet divine.”
S T A R T E R
“I would like a Mezze platter featuring – hummus, fried halloumi, couscous, grilled chicken, tabouli, olives, feta, tzatziki and pitta bread.”
M A I N
“I know I said I ate all the Tacos, but just in case I haven’t – I would like crispy duck soft tacos with pico de gallo, grilled pineapple and pumpkin seeds.
If I am unable to get that I would like – A Five Guys burger with mayo, lettuce, pickles, tomatoes, grilled onions and bacon with a side of cajun fries and a lime cola.
Five Guys has saved me on many occasions, from New York to London – maybe it could save me now?”
D E S S E R T
“I’m a sucker for a melt in the middle rich chocolate pudding – don’t put any ice cream near it this is my pet hate. (Seriously)”
L A S T W O R D S
“Don’t let them put a Y in my name.”
T H E V E R D I C T
The world needs tacos. Sorry Talor, without a Y, off with her head.
Find Talor on Instagram here.
💛 the wee food blogger