This week’s convict is Girl Boss in Training Laura Nelson. You can read her musings and blog posts here.

W H O

Career, jobs and workplace advice blogger, a wannabe future girl boss, blogging about my journey so far navigating the waters of the office.

W H Y

She has been sentenced to hanging for the witchcraftery of dunking chocolate digestives in condensed milk and ordering Domino’s at 2pm – without a hangover. Her arteries reported her.

B R E A K F A S T

Full stack of American style pancakes with a gallon of maple syrup and super crispy almost-burnt bacon, plus a big pot of breakfast tea.

L U N C H

Croque Monsieur with Gruyere, on white bread, and grilled with béchamel sauce and cheese on top.

S T A R T E R

Jalapeño poppers with sour cream and chive dip.

M A I N

Thin crispy pizza with fresh mozzarella, spicy Nduja sausage, mascarpone, salami and rocket, and a bottle of Prosecco.

D E S S E R T

Salted caramel profiteroles with chocolate sauce and vanilla ice cream.

L A S T  W O R D S

There are no calories in heaven.​

T H E  V E R D I C T

She might be happier in heaven with no calories, let her be hanged in the morn!

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💛 the wee food blogger