So, by now, I hope you’re au fait my new weekly series in which I hope to introduce you to fellow foodies, bloggers and pals. If you missed mine, you can read it here.
W H O
A 27 year old ‘mature’ student who bakes part time to fund an expensive but enjoyable breakfast habit. She loves eating, cats and pushing her luck.
W H Y
For exposing her boyfriend to cheese and peanut butter sandwiches who has reported her for eating feet, which is cannibalism.
B R E A K F A S T
“I genuinely felt panicked about these questions. It is a huge toss up between American pancakes, bacon and maple syrup OR a Billies guacamole, salsa and sour cream hash. NO. No, you know, I would go Spanish. I would have churos with chocolate sauce. Not the crap English stuff, I want the ones I had in Madrid. They were longer than my forearm and there were at least four and I was SO HAPPY. I said it, I don’t regret it.”
L U N C H
“Lunch is the one meal of the day I’m crap at having. If you asked me where I wanted to go I would really struggle and just pick a full blown dinner. It’s the size, small meals aren’t my forte . I think I’d ask for Cafe Coho to bring me their smashed avocado with smoked salmon and eggs. I love breakfast food so much and I would eat it for every meal ever if I could and Coho make possibly the best and biggest avocado smash in town.”
S T A R T E R
“NACHOS. Black lion nachos. I love those bastards. Oh god I love them. I think by this point in the day I might have vomitted? I’ll pretend we are living in a world where I can eat and not feel violently sick”
M A I N
“My main feels like a no brainer. I used to live in Haywards Heath and they have a curry place called The Balti House and the curry is out of this world. I am yet to find somewhere to compete and in brighton (possibly Bindis on Lewes road). I love curry, it is my spirit food!! I would have a palak with all the sides!! Bombay potatoes, onion bhajis, peshwai naan and popadons… OH and that amazing sweet and sour chutney they do. I am so hungry now?!”
D E S S E R T
“This might be the most difficult… I’m obviously tempted to say cake… if it was then I would make a vanilla sponge with jam and really vanilla buttercream ALL over. If I was go my proper dessert… god… I don’t know… cheesecake?! Something with custard?! APPLE CRUMBLE? Can I have a trio?!? I think I’d cry over the dessert conundrum, not death! I feel distressed deciding… FYI, I’ve spent five minutes sitting and thinking here hahah. Ok. Yeah, im going for the quadruple layer jam and vanilla cake with a white chocolate ganache 😍”
L A S T W O R D S
‘I’m still a bit hungry’ or ‘I shouldn’t have eaten that’
T H E V E R D I C T
Eating feet is not acceptable but can we execute someone so fanatical about food? Lifelong probation granted on the condition that she never stops baking her amazing cakes.
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